Controlled Chaos

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

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sher:

There is this iPhone app for Virgin media that contains a remote that allows you to control your TiVo box.

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My brother is currently in the living room watching tv, I am in the dinning room with my iPhone remote. Every time he turns the tv on I turn it off. I can just hear him shouting and getting angrier and angrier because he had no idea what the fuck is going on. 

This is the best thing i’ve ever done. 10/10 would recommend.  

(Source: greglestrade, via lubricates)

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fox527:

vumor:

Narrating People’s Lives - At a Café

Narrating Ruining People’s Lives - At a Cafe

(via greetings)

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me:
whats your opinion on tampons
little brother:
they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me:
then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother:
why
me:
for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother:
well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me:
that is a fantastic point

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*someone bumps into me*
them:
oh im sorry.
me in my head:
no you aren't shut the fuck up.
me out loud:
its fine :)